North Hollywood Trees under attack by ruthless R virus

Breaking News,

North Hollywood Trees under attack by ruthless R virus.

Almost over night, a blight has erupted on many Trees in the San Fernando Valley. As motorists, bicyclist, joggers and folks just taking a stroll have observed, a deceitful virus has appeared on many trees in the North Hollywood area.

Awaiting a response from the Sierra Club and the local chapter of the Tree People, citizens are warned not to touch these illegally posted, non identified misrepresentations as they may cause the uninformed do- gooder to become infected with a citation from your local city enforcement agency. Yes, although posted illegally you can not attempt to ease the trees condition by removing the misleading wart.

Airborne contamination may have already spread the virus and evidence has already appeared on many other illegal posting sites such as telephone poles. Although only similar in appearance to the Trees, the virus has like wise attached itself to many wooden telephone poles. We will be interested in the diagnose from our friends at the phone company.

Reward Posted:

This writer has yet to see a legally posted sign. I am offering a $25.00 reward to the first person who sights and reports a legally posted sign to me.

A second reward of $50.00 will be given to the first person who can document which individual or individuals designed, printed, distributed and paid for the signs.

Contact,

David Hernandez
Community Advocate and general pain the neck to the "political hack" community.

P.S.

Please pass this Virus warning on to your e-mail groups.

Oh yes, Vote No on the R Virus